Gene Lover T-Shirts

I think that one has the computer programming gene.

Join me in a Martini?

You're the botanicals in my gin

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

Gene Therapy

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

It's a busy mother's day down there! The glucose molecule got his mom a box of sweets, the histamine brought flowers ... A sodium atom got bath salts, and the genes had a family portrait taken. Frank, the neuron didn't get a gift for his mother. No, he didn't but he always sends a nice message!

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

Uncle Mort, have you been playing with your home genetic engineering kit again? Guilty. I was trying to clone my own DNA. For laughs, I mixed up my genes with compost. Mixed up? Technically, cross-bred. Trump is a meathead! Well, you're a vegetable.

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

DNA Xmas.

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

Profits from gene patenting.

Ginspiration!

'Happy New Ear!'

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

"Do you, Ashley, take Nesbitt and his genome to be your husband?"

"I don't know whether we should keep it a secret or call the world press!?"

Dead Scientists Climbs DNA Stairway to Heaven.

"Interestingly no - these are vastly enlarged images of my three favourite chromosomes."

"See? That's why my Mom wanted me to get her genetics."

'I'm all talked out. Let's look into some gene therapy.'

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

A monkey climbs a DNA double helix.

'The stand-up geneticist'

'Sometimes I wonder how things would have turned out, if I'd gotten Mom's eyes and Dad's hair.'

Gene Expression

"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."