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Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

"Do you, Ashley, take Nesbitt and his genome to be your husband?"

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

Have you been playing around with genetic engineering? Yes, sorry!

"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

'Gerald's genes have been crossed with a chameleon, haven't they, Gerald? Gerald?'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Family DNA

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"You've got computer-breath."

"Bonk!"

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"I'll never forget you."

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

"Please accept the apologies of this court. You're free to go now, and, by the way, here's your DNA back."

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

'ADN'

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

'Apparently my DNA had guilt written all over it.'

Jerk Gene