Dna Enthusiasts Pillows

'We've created a teenager!'

Family DNA

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

"Please accept the apologies of this court. You're free to go now, and, by the way, here's your DNA back."

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

'Apparently my DNA had guilt written all over it.'

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

Jerk Gene

'ADN'

Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."

How did life begin? Image shows a strand of dna in the form of a question mark (with a single cell as the dot, floating in water or primeval soup). The image also refers to life beyond the earth, with the cell-like blobs resembling galaxies in outer space

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

DNA Xmas.

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs (or bases), illustrating genetic inheritance within the family

"I'm home, with all my DNA."

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

"We cloned DNA from Captain Cook's bookts, and grew the world's largest piece of tinea!"

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

Mother: 'He has your eyes.'

DNA doctor

Profits from gene patenting.