Dna Geek Pillows

Cat DNA is decoded.

Gifts for a cloned baby!

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

"His name is James Tom Dave Jon Lee Robert Glenn Joseph Tony Sam Barnes. We didn't want to hurt any relatives' feelings by not naming him after them."

Welsh airport arrivals.

'He's got your nose.'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Gene Therapy

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

Protoplasm

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'Eureka! I found the gene that causes people to sell low and buy high!'

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'We've created a teenager!'

Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."

'Darling, we were made for each other.'

DNA Xmas.

Single-cellphones...

"Fortunately I hold the patent for the gene that's causing the ringing in your ears, and I can refer you to the doctor who holds the patent for the gene that's causing the pain in your ears."

How Moms explain.

Brian works in stem cell research

An inbred poodle.

Genetic Manipulation

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'