Future Genetic Enthusiast Gifts

"We want one that's genetically gifted but not genetically spoiled."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'Eureka! I found the gene that causes people to sell low and buy high!'

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab

'We've created a teenager!'

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."

'Darling, we were made for each other.'

DNA Xmas.

An inbred poodle.

Brian works in stem cell research

"Fortunately I hold the patent for the gene that's causing the ringing in your ears, and I can refer you to the doctor who holds the patent for the gene that's causing the pain in your ears."

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

"No movie deals, no endorsements, no product tie-ins..."

'Good help is hard to find, so I decided to clone myself.'

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs (or bases), illustrating genetic inheritance within the family

Genetic Manipulation

'Despite all the work that has been put into it, it's clear that the genome code is not a get-rich-quick scheme.'

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

'You may share 85% of your genetic material with him, but I share 5% tops.'