Evolutionary Biology Nerd Gifts

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

"T-rex playing cards? Aww! We can't do this! We can't even see our hands!"

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Evolution Exam Results.

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"I think we may be related!"

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"Are we there yet?"

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.