Biological Evolution Enthusiast Gifts

'Sure, the thumbs are great -- but how come we don't have opposable toes?'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

Evolution Exam Results.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"I think we may be related!"

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

I told you we were late!

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"Are we there yet?"

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'