Biological Evolution Enthusiast Pillows

'Sure, the thumbs are great -- but how come we don't have opposable toes?'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Evolution Exam Results.

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"I think we may be related!"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

"Are we there yet?"

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'