Evolutionary Biology Buff Pillows

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

"Coastal élite!"

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

Evolution Exam Results.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"I think we may be related!"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

I told you we were late!

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Dog forced to return bone

How life on Earth really got its start.

"Are we there yet?"