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"We've got Sid Gordon on drums, Foxy Jones on bass and Bud Kelly on drugs!"

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

Living my best life... ...time movie. Even the Canada posing as my world bit.

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

"It started with a simple case of peer review."

Ancient Farming Practises.

"We have box shapes for every commitment level."

Fresh Pears / Ripe Plums / Juicy Gossip

'Short brown hair. Very cuddly, good in bed.'

Early career fair

"Mommy you're perfect!"

"I can't wait 'til we're so close we don't have to talk."

Man's fishing rod has caught a water skier.

'Of course you're my first - Why do you men always ask that question?'

Scientist cleans lab window.

Another Hot and Heavy Night of Explaining

"Honey! Come look at our little entrepreneur!"

"I think you are exceeding the speed limit."

Old folk dancing

'I don't think it would be ethical for me to join the Union of Concerned Scientists -- I really don't give a damn.'

'Oh no, the Gradwells are here with their homemade wine!'

'You're in your nineties and still fancy women?' - 'Early nineties.'

This is a test of their cognitive skills, and that's a test of their patience. Waiting room.

"Dude has got his s**t together!"

Caveman to caveman: 'I just learned to walk - gimme a high five!'

Hillbilly.