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Lamb Noise.

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

"Ever eat a bird?"

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

75 Years: The Commemorative Issues

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"That's for staying married for thirty-five years to a difficult woman."

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

'Oh Yeah! It's frosty! BOO-YAH!'

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

"It started with a simple case of peer review."

"I can't afford to feed you."

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

All the other land having been claimed and fenced already, Jedidiah bought his own range from the big box store.

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

Nativity Scene on the Underground

COW. JUST COW.

"We have box shapes for every commitment level."

Fresh Pears / Ripe Plums / Juicy Gossip

a good caravan holiday is not just about who can show the best gadget

'Short brown hair. Very cuddly, good in bed.'

"I can't wait 'til we're so close we don't have to talk."

'Of course you're my first - Why do you men always ask that question?'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

'We like to welcome new team members with three cheers and a wet towel.'

Another Hot and Heavy Night of Explaining

Scientist cleans lab window.