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Broken down overnight courier

'Love the motor home. I just never felt safe driving around in a little van.'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Buddhist photo albums,

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

Caution, Student Self-Driver

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

Car towing a caravan and a greenhouse.

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

"To work again? This is getting boring, Lester."

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

"But mum. . . I 'am' playing outside!"

"It's ok for you! My cartoonist just can't adapt to his new varifocals!!"

"He only made first four installments."

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

The old woman who lives in a shoe uses a roller skate as an RV.

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

"You were supposed to stay in Vegas."

Viva Las Vegas.

"Let's skip marriage and just go on the honeymoon in Vegas!"

"My digital transformation is almost complete ..."