Van Life Adventurer T-Shirts

Broken down overnight courier

'Love the motor home. I just never felt safe driving around in a little van.'

"Mine's camper."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

BIG BOOK OF CAMPER VAN NAMES

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

Buddhist photo albums,

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

Caution, Student Self-Driver

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

Car towing a caravan and a greenhouse.

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

"To work again? This is getting boring, Lester."

"But mum. . . I 'am' playing outside!"

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

"This alternate reality thing is awesome! Donald Trump made Mexico build a wall, Hillary Clinton's in jail, and my wife thinks I'm George Clooney."

"He only made first four installments."

"It's ok for you! My cartoonist just can't adapt to his new varifocals!!"

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

The old woman who lives in a shoe uses a roller skate as an RV.

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

Viva Las Vegas.