Van Life Lover Gifts

Watch for Pot Holes

You wanna join our van trip to Arizona, man? You got a van? Sort of. it's actually your love van. I was wondering if we could borrow it. Are you asking me to join your trip or to borrow my van? IN THE '60S IT WAS ALL THE SAME, MAN! It's the '10s. To be continued.

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

Lamb Noise.

"Ever eat a bird?"

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

BIG BOOK OF CAMPER VAN NAMES

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

75 Years: The Commemorative Issues

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"Mine's camper."

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

"That's for staying married for thirty-five years to a difficult woman."

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

'Oh Yeah! It's frosty! BOO-YAH!'

"It started with a simple case of peer review."

"I can't afford to feed you."

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

All the other land having been claimed and fenced already, Jedidiah bought his own range from the big box store.

Nativity Scene on the Underground

"We have box shapes for every commitment level."

COW. JUST COW.

Fresh Pears / Ripe Plums / Juicy Gossip

a good caravan holiday is not just about who can show the best gadget

'Short brown hair. Very cuddly, good in bed.'

"I can't wait 'til we're so close we don't have to talk."

'Of course you're my first - Why do you men always ask that question?'

Another Hot and Heavy Night of Explaining

Scientist cleans lab window.