Van Life Dreamers Gifts

"We're staying home."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

BIG BOOK OF CAMPER VAN NAMES

"Brave explorers of the world"

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

A Gated Community.

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

"Mine's camper."

"And to think he started in accounting."

"Kicking you upstairs is, of course, just a figure of speech. What we're really doing is sending you deeper into the countryside."

Snedly and Snedly, the first company to leave the city, and take their buiding with them.

Maple syrup and milk collection.

"I want our divorce to have a country farmhouse feeling."

"Will you be staying in the area?"

Western Philosophy

"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"

"I hate crowded parks!"

9 To 5 Tattoo.

In The Spring, A Young Man's Thoughts Turn Fancy

'Love the motor home. I just never felt safe driving around in a little van.'

Balloon Head Businessman.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A MEGALOMANIAC TO WORK HERE, BUT IT SURE DOES HELP!

Room for Rent - Must like travelling.

Broken down overnight courier

"Sorry, but 'what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas' is not a recognized legal precedent."

Model Shop

"Welcome aboard. We have no government, so there are no taxes."

'It looks like our marriage has survived for yet another year, Dear!'

'Let's get away from the hustle and bustle of the city, and buy a second igloo someplace.'

'Hey, we can't ALL be King!'

'Mr. President, keep in mind that with Thanksgiving fast approaching, you are permitted to give yourself a Presidential Pardon. It doesn't mean however, that you can spend the rest of your term living on a farm in the country.'

Digital Communication.