Van Life Gifts

"I hate crowded parks!"

Room for Rent - Must like travelling.

"We're staying home."

BIG BOOK OF CAMPER VAN NAMES

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Cow Pinatas

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Country Bumpkin.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Dedication to excellence....

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

"Static cling."

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

"Herb's from Texas."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

"You're famous, Angus."

Moo-Magrams Exams

"That was definitely mine."

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

Dogs and Chickens

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING