Van Life Pillows

"I hate crowded parks!"

Room for Rent - Must like travelling.

"We're staying home."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

Country Bumpkin.

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Dedication to excellence....

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

"Static cling."

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

"Herb's from Texas."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

"You're famous, Angus."

"That was definitely mine."

Dogs and Chickens

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'