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Having only one day to live, mayflies are known to throw the wildest parties in the insect class.

Old folk dancing

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

37 years in the same position.

"This stool shall pass."

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

"Scientists have extended the life of the fruit fly."

'Great news, Methuselah Tests show you'll live to be 100!'

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

Star Trek-the Older Generation. . .

Double Wedding

"In this life son, if you want something, you have to hunt for it."

"Breathe in...now breathe out. Excellent! Just remember to keep doing that for the next few years and you'll be fine."

"It started with a simple case of peer review."

"I think my fat has GPS. Every time I lose some, it always finds its way back home."

Lady Justice Balances A Marriage Quarrel

Mouse eating the fruit in a picture

"He said his goal was to make it to 100."

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

Artist and chiken

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

Fresh Pears / Ripe Plums / Juicy Gossip

'You're lucky, you're one of our few employees that will live long enought to earn a pension.'

"It's simple. Remove everything from your life that you enjoy, so you can live a long, unenjoyable life."

Tunnel of Love - LGBT Friendly.

"When you get to be my age, you start to notice certain patterns in the river of history." "You start to notice, for instance, that the winner always loses." "What's that mean?" "Every great power defines itself as the opposite of its main enemy. Once that enemy is defeated, the great power loses its virtues, its unity... even its identity." "The great power then either creates new enemies, or it fades into history." "(Yawn) Old people talk a lot." "What I'm saying is, you were not my firs

Scientist cleans lab window.

Hermes

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