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You realize this means 6 more weeks of lent.

"Meet the scribe"

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

"That's our new church mascot."

R.C.I.A.

We regret to inform you that your poem, "The Ramen," does not meet our publishing needs at this time. The short, frustrating career of Edgar Allan Typoe.

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

The Critic...

"Are you sure you need to make a large print version available?"

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

Cathedral Made Safe.

"Straighten up that tonsure."

"Talk long-term commitment to me."

Hymns - Optional Extras

"Your new book, 'Help - My Head's Caught in a Pipe,' has been called by some to be semi-autobiographical. Can you comment on these rumors?"

The Best of Times/The Worst of Times

The White Whale Mounted On The Wall

The Nargleys perform their post-holiday ritual of trying to blow all the needles off the tree in one breath,

'We like to welcome new team members with three cheers and a wet towel.'

"They are refering to the loaves and fishes as sandwiches."

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

Old folk dancing

Bath Time

"Done already? Wow!" "Yup, a new record. Just under two years."

A Consideration Certainly

'Idiot.'

"Sorry, Pembroke, but Telford here is lavishly illustrated."

Somewhere in France Melanie Anne is blinded by the joie de vivre.

'I'm beginning to question the hospital's doctor exchange policy.'

'No way! Why should we? We're not going anywhere! We're staying right. . .Then again, when you put it that way. . .'

"When I said mi casa es su casa, Diana. I didn't mean it quite so literally."

"The only way to stop a bad sacrifice to the volcano is a good sacrifice to the volcano!"

"Hi Daddy! Mummy said to tell you she's gone to chew the cud next door with Daisy..."