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"Meet the scribe"

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

"That's our new church mascot."

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

The Critic...

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

Cathedral Made Safe.

"Straighten up that tonsure."

"Talk long-term commitment to me."

Hymns - Optional Extras

"Your new book, 'Help - My Head's Caught in a Pipe,' has been called by some to be semi-autobiographical. Can you comment on these rumors?"

The Best of Times/The Worst of Times

The White Whale Mounted On The Wall

'We like to welcome new team members with three cheers and a wet towel.'

"They are refering to the loaves and fishes as sandwiches."

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

Bath Time

"Done already? Wow!" "Yup, a new record. Just under two years."

Old folk dancing

A Consideration Certainly

'Idiot.'

"Sorry, Pembroke, but Telford here is lavishly illustrated."

Somewhere in France Melanie Anne is blinded by the joie de vivre.

'I'm beginning to question the hospital's doctor exchange policy.'

"When I said mi casa es su casa, Diana. I didn't mean it quite so literally."

"The only way to stop a bad sacrifice to the volcano is a good sacrifice to the volcano!"

"Hi Daddy! Mummy said to tell you she's gone to chew the cud next door with Daisy..."

'Ever think about - you know - S-E-X?'