Lover Of Love T-Shirts

"I'm not sure which hurts more - unrequited love or unrequited money."

To my Valentine

'Mind if I take him outside and look at him in the light?'

Double Wedding

Tunnel of Love - LGBT Friendly.

"Don't you dare!"

Romance/Love at first sight.

Moon Romance

Gay Couple

Two lovers in a tree

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Romance

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

A heart shaped cake

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Klimt Kiss Phones

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

Frog flirting.

"I heard they mate for life."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

'He may have an opposable thumb, but she has him wrapped around her little finger.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

You're the olive in my martini

Urns in love

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.