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"Is our owner hot?"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Bashful in Nashville

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Jerry Lordan

'My love is like a red red rose...'

Musical genres

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"Hey, Dad, I've been working on a song for our family band!"

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."

"Oh I remember, it was a particularly cold day and your daddy whispered sweet nothings in my ear. It gave me such a warm feeling inside that I knew he was the one!"

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

Foxy lady

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

"At least our son is marrying a doctor!"

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

Christine McVie

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"