Band Life Lover Mugs

"We've got Sid Gordon on drums, Foxy Jones on bass and Bud Kelly on drugs!"

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

Living my best life... ...time movie. Even the Canada posing as my world bit.

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

"It started with a simple case of peer review."

Ancient Farming Practises.

"We have box shapes for every commitment level."

Fresh Pears / Ripe Plums / Juicy Gossip

"I can't wait 'til we're so close we don't have to talk."

Early career fair

"Mommy you're perfect!"

'Short brown hair. Very cuddly, good in bed.'

Scientist cleans lab window.

'Of course you're my first - Why do you men always ask that question?'

Man's fishing rod has caught a water skier.

Another Hot and Heavy Night of Explaining

"Honey! Come look at our little entrepreneur!"

"I think you are exceeding the speed limit."

Old folk dancing

'Oh no, the Gradwells are here with their homemade wine!'

'You're in your nineties and still fancy women?' - 'Early nineties.'

'I don't think it would be ethical for me to join the Union of Concerned Scientists -- I really don't give a damn.'

"Dude has got his s**t together!"

Caveman to caveman: 'I just learned to walk - gimme a high five!'

'Edwards, you fool, I'm Dr.Blake - the experiment worked! It means riches and fame for me - us! I meant us!'

Hillbilly.