Classic Life Lovers T-Shirts

'The main thing I like about this place is the complete absence of technology.'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Primitive magician

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

"Call this an iceberg? When I was a kid we wouldn't have called this an iceburg!"

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

William Tell

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

'If that's Dorothy, we're not here.'

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

"The forest has been cleared, Little Red Riding Hood has gone because her grandma is now buying her stuff online and you're asking me why I started drinking? Seriously?"

'Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.'

Ancient Farming Practises.

'Now, Mrs Althorpe, if you think you see the man who assaulted you, we just want you to touch him on the shoulder.' (Mrs Althorpe beats a man up and then says she doesn't recognise any of them)

"You'll be going home alone."

2 mummies...

Sir Roger George Moore caricature

Ava Gardner caricature

"It's a dame!"

Reality of Parenthood

"Look, it's not heartburn, you have a CD player."