Classic Life Lovers Prints

'The main thing I like about this place is the complete absence of technology.'

Leslie Caron.

Primitive magician

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

Quentin Tarantino

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

"Call this an iceberg? When I was a kid we wouldn't have called this an iceburg!"

Martin Scorsese

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

William Tell

'This snuff video you sold me just shows people taking snuff.'

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

Renee Zellweger as Judy Garland

(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

Robert Mitchum

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

"The forest has been cleared, Little Red Riding Hood has gone because her grandma is now buying her stuff online and you're asking me why I started drinking? Seriously?"

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

'Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.'

'If that's Dorothy, we're not here.'

Mega-Corp Pictures. This film will tell a story about Frederick the Great censuring one of his favorite musicians. "The Empire Strikes Bach"!

Ancient Farming Practises.

'Now, Mrs Althorpe, if you think you see the man who assaulted you, we just want you to touch him on the shoulder.' (Mrs Althorpe beats a man up and then says she doesn't recognise any of them)

Ava Gardner caricature

"Look, it's not heartburn, you have a CD player."

2 mummies...

Reality of Parenthood

Sir Roger George Moore caricature

"It's a dame!"