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"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

Glyndebourne

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.

'Therapy in L.A.'

'Main Street or Wall Street?'

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

'I do like the moat.'

Just Married an Oil Baron

'I've got the iron.'

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

It's great, but you never want to buy the best house in the neighborhood. For sale.

Oympics 2028 Los Angeles

"We take pride in offering food that's simple, basic, yet absurdly expensive."

'I love money because it reminds me that I'm part of a larger community of capitalists.'

"I lost 5 pounds and you didn't even notice!"

'Ah, look...it is Reynard, come to tell us about freedom.'

'I can't believe that you eat black caviare with every meal.'

"Things have gotten bad here. There's talk of a war with another gated community."

'I'm sorry, Mr Jones has just stepped away from his desk'

'Wow, dude. You're really old school!'

'Lucky you, we have eleven guests and only ten glasses.'

"...And do you, Jim, also promise to keep all your devices charged, upgraded and secure?"

"I love real estate. It's so tangible."

"If you look closely, you can see Uncle Jack selfishly living his awesome single life."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Cult films!