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'Therapy in L.A.'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Stairlift around cliff face.

Ultra-lazy sloth

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

Glyndebourne

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.

"We've been milked all day at the office. Now we girls deserve a little R&R."

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

'Main Street or Wall Street?'

'Harold's grandfather was one of the inventors of the hula-hoop.'

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

'I do like the moat.'

Just Married an Oil Baron

"We take pride in offering food that's simple, basic, yet absurdly expensive."

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

'I love money because it reminds me that I'm part of a larger community of capitalists.'

"I lost 5 pounds and you didn't even notice!"

'Ah, look...it is Reynard, come to tell us about freedom.'

'I can't believe that you eat black caviare with every meal.'

'It appears she's none of her grandmother's subtlety.'

"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer."

"We've finished the hunting and gathering. Let's invent the vacation!"

"Things have gotten bad here. There's talk of a war with another gated community."

'I'm sorry, Mr Jones has just stepped away from his desk'