La Lifestyle Lovers Mugs

'Therapy in L.A.'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Stairlift around cliff face.

Ultra-lazy sloth

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

Glyndebourne

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.

"We've been milked all day at the office. Now we girls deserve a little R&R."

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

'Harold's grandfather was one of the inventors of the hula-hoop.'

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

'Main Street or Wall Street?'

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

Just Married an Oil Baron

'I do like the moat.'

"We take pride in offering food that's simple, basic, yet absurdly expensive."

It's great, but you never want to buy the best house in the neighborhood. For sale.

It is what it is. Settle down! Stop being such a worrywart. What's the worst that could happen? Inactivists.

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

'I love money because it reminds me that I'm part of a larger community of capitalists.'

"I lost 5 pounds and you didn't even notice!"

'Ah, look...it is Reynard, come to tell us about freedom.'

"We've finished the hunting and gathering. Let's invent the vacation!"

'It appears she's none of her grandmother's subtlety.'

"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer."

'I can't believe that you eat black caviare with every meal.'

"Things have gotten bad here. There's talk of a war with another gated community."