London Lifestyle Lover Mugs

'How very Islington!'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Sloaney Pony.

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Low-Energy Drinks

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Cat in a flap

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

Meanwhile in Hollywood

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Mr Metrosexual.

Pearly King and Queen

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

Sick Building Syndrome

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

Trust

Glyndebourne

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

'No, you won't live longer if you give up sex and alcohol. But it'll seem like it.'

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."