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"I can't swim! Would ten dollars help?"

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Lifesaver!

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

"I had no idea life could be so complicated."

'It does data processing, word processing and list processing. Get me some data, some words and some lists.'

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

Bucket List

"I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?"

"Behold! NOW is the accepted time to repent!"

"Well done Carson! This could be the answer to our bed shortage problems!"

'I'm in hock up to my ears, I work in a dead-end job for eight bucks an hour, my wife and girlfriend are both pregnant - and you think you need help!'

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

2020

"Dear Bad-Karma, to assist you at this busy time, I've drawn up a list of people you may have missed."

- Do you prefer the talking points, or the doing points?

"These NHS types are ALWAYS complaining about SOMETHING!"

"The one time it's good to go with the flow."

'I spend the winter in Sarasota now, since I sold my entire list to telemarketers.'

'Correct. And in the case of a cardiac arrest, every second counts. Who can tell me why? Anyone? Clock's ticking.'

Important and Urgent Tasks and Not Important and Not Urgent Tasks.

What's that? - 'I've written a list of my anxieties.' - 'To help you tackle them 'head on'?' - 'Err... not exactly.' - 'To help put things in perspective?' - 'I just like writing lists, really.' -

"Why is it that every time I stare mindlessly out the window you find something for me to do?"