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'Sounds like illegal immigrants.'

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Lifesaver!

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

"This is a teaching hospital."

"I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?"

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

'I'm in hock up to my ears, I work in a dead-end job for eight bucks an hour, my wife and girlfriend are both pregnant - and you think you need help!'

"Well done Carson! This could be the answer to our bed shortage problems!"

"Behold! NOW is the accepted time to repent!"

A paramedic-in-training's nightmares.

"Of course being celibate, all my advice is second-hand via the internet..."

"The one time it's good to go with the flow."

"These NHS types are ALWAYS complaining about SOMETHING!"

'Correct. And in the case of a cardiac arrest, every second counts. Who can tell me why? Anyone? Clock's ticking.'

A doctor in her kitchen agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug on her ailing toaster.

Double life.

'Good news and bad...good, we can use you as spare parts for other people...'

Thank You...For Everything You Do.

"Does anyone know CPR?"

Paramedic

Do we really want to find another Earth-like planet?

Where The Ecologically Correct Meets The Pathologically Frugal

Target

Why Do You Want to Be When You Grow up?

"I can't decide if I want to grow up to be a pediatric heart surgeon or a celebrity chef."

"The doctors never gave up."

"What we need is an anti-stupidity vaccine"

'Hang in there, buddy! I know CPR!'

'Stre-e-e-e-tch-her?'

"I don't want to alarm anyone, but is there a librarian on board?"

"I can't swim! Would ten dollars help?"