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'Sounds like illegal immigrants.'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

Lifesaver!

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

"This is a teaching hospital."

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

A paramedic-in-training's nightmares.

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

"Behold! NOW is the accepted time to repent!"

"Well done Carson! This could be the answer to our bed shortage problems!"

'I'm in hock up to my ears, I work in a dead-end job for eight bucks an hour, my wife and girlfriend are both pregnant - and you think you need help!'

"I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?"

"The one time it's good to go with the flow."

"These NHS types are ALWAYS complaining about SOMETHING!"

"Of course being celibate, all my advice is second-hand via the internet..."

'Correct. And in the case of a cardiac arrest, every second counts. Who can tell me why? Anyone? Clock's ticking.'

Thank You...For Everything You Do.

A doctor in her kitchen agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug on her ailing toaster.

'Good news and bad...good, we can use you as spare parts for other people...'

Double life.

"Does anyone know CPR?"

Paramedic

Do we really want to find another Earth-like planet?

Where The Ecologically Correct Meets The Pathologically Frugal

Target

"I can't decide if I want to grow up to be a pediatric heart surgeon or a celebrity chef."

"The doctors never gave up."

"What we need is an anti-stupidity vaccine"

'Hang in there, buddy! I know CPR!'

'Stre-e-e-e-tch-her?'

"I don't want to alarm anyone, but is there a librarian on board?"

"I can't swim! Would ten dollars help?"

Become an Organ Donor.