Lifesaving Enthusiast T-Shirts

A doctor in her kitchen agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug on her ailing toaster.

Reach for the Star.

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Desert Island Mishap

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

Lifesaver!

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

Help! Send fishing tackle!

"Can you check inside it for me, Mister?"

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

ABC. Uh-oh, here comes the penalty for early withdrawal.

"I'm realizing how useless I'd be in a post apocalyptic world - All I do is draw cartoons."

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

'Wow, that shift almost got us.'

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

'We'd like to default on the bill.'

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

Piggy bank #3: normal (colour).

Life is about the chase, not the ball. Now go get it!

"I thought I'd done everything necessary to guarantee us a decent pension..."