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Lifesaver!

'Hang in there, buddy! I know CPR!'

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

S.O.S. vaccine

"This is a teaching hospital."

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

A paramedic-in-training's nightmares.

"Well done Carson! This could be the answer to our bed shortage problems!"

'I'm in hock up to my ears, I work in a dead-end job for eight bucks an hour, my wife and girlfriend are both pregnant - and you think you need help!'

"I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?"

Vaccine

"The one time it's good to go with the flow."

"These NHS types are ALWAYS complaining about SOMETHING!"

"Stephen wants to be a fireman, Emily a doctor, and Matthew plans to take a few years off to find himself."

'Correct. And in the case of a cardiac arrest, every second counts. Who can tell me why? Anyone? Clock's ticking.'

Thank You...For Everything You Do.

A doctor in her kitchen agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug on her ailing toaster.

Double life.

'Good news and bad...good, we can use you as spare parts for other people...'

"Does anyone know CPR?"

Paramedic

Prof. H. Heimlich - 'Sorry, the professor is out doing Heimlich maneuvers.'

'Sounds like illegal immigrants.'

Target

Why Do You Want to Be When You Grow up?

"I can't decide if I want to grow up to be a pediatric heart surgeon or a celebrity chef."

Very Busy Practice.

"The doctors never gave up."

"What we need is an anti-stupidity vaccine"

'Stre-e-e-e-tch-her?'

"I don't want to alarm anyone, but is there a librarian on board?"