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Lifesaver!

'Hang in there, buddy! I know CPR!'

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

S.O.S. vaccine

"This is a teaching hospital."

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

A paramedic-in-training's nightmares.

"Well done Carson! This could be the answer to our bed shortage problems!"

'I'm in hock up to my ears, I work in a dead-end job for eight bucks an hour, my wife and girlfriend are both pregnant - and you think you need help!'

"I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?"

Vaccine

"Stephen wants to be a fireman, Emily a doctor, and Matthew plans to take a few years off to find himself."

"These NHS types are ALWAYS complaining about SOMETHING!"

"The one time it's good to go with the flow."

'Correct. And in the case of a cardiac arrest, every second counts. Who can tell me why? Anyone? Clock's ticking.'

Thank You...For Everything You Do.

'Good news and bad...good, we can use you as spare parts for other people...'

Double life.

A doctor in her kitchen agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug on her ailing toaster.

"Does anyone know CPR?"

Paramedic

'Sounds like illegal immigrants.'

Prof. H. Heimlich - 'Sorry, the professor is out doing Heimlich maneuvers.'

"I can't decide if I want to grow up to be a pediatric heart surgeon or a celebrity chef."

Target

Very Busy Practice.

"The doctors never gave up."

"What we need is an anti-stupidity vaccine"

'Stre-e-e-e-tch-her?'

Become an Organ Donor.

"I don't want to alarm anyone, but is there a librarian on board?"

'Blow!'