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"Well done Carson! This could be the answer to our bed shortage problems!"

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

Lifesaver!

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

A collective sigh of relief.

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

"This is a teaching hospital."

'Remember, rising sea levels will raise all boats.'

Coastguard

"No, no, that won't be necessary-they're doing a pretty good job on themselves."

'Oh - It's you.'

"Behold! NOW is the accepted time to repent!"

Coronavirus and Atlas

"Sorry, I'm only allowed to save humans, not refugees. Here in the EU we've got humanitarian values, you know?"

Protection for the world

"I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?"

A paramedic-in-training's nightmares.

From trash to treasure

Last Blue Tuna.

'I wish the different international teams of scientists would agree on a standard tagging system...'

"Temperatures are rising."

"The one time it's good to go with the flow."

"Stephen wants to be a fireman, Emily a doctor, and Matthew plans to take a few years off to find himself."

"These NHS types are ALWAYS complaining about SOMETHING!"

Well at least we can handle these rocks.

'Correct. And in the case of a cardiac arrest, every second counts. Who can tell me why? Anyone? Clock's ticking.'

'Grandpa stop! That's not a jellyfish! It's a plastic bag!'

"The thing is - nobody loves me..."

The rich paying their way out of pollution.

'The good news is he won't survive to say 'I told you so'.'

"What I said was that we are committed to solving the problem... not to actually solving it!"