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"The one time it's good to go with the flow."

Pool attached to child's bed.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Man using to much bug spray

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

"Careful."

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

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'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Kangaroo: Baby on Board

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

"Peace. Love. Adopt."

Boozing and Cruising

"She was a rescue."

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

Speeding Forklift

"This is a teaching hospital."

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

'This is a new electronic child-proof cap. If you can pronounce the drug's name, it opens.'

'I know they look geeky - but I believe lat good parenting should always come before style.'

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'