Lifesaver Advocate Gifts

"The one time it's good to go with the flow."

Pool attached to child's bed.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Man using to much bug spray

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

"Getting the hang of it?"

"Careful."

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

Lifesaver!

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

Kangaroo: Baby on Board

"Peace. Love. Adopt."

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Boozing and Cruising

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

"She was a rescue."

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

Speeding Forklift

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

"This is a teaching hospital."

'This is a new electronic child-proof cap. If you can pronounce the drug's name, it opens.'

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

'I know they look geeky - but I believe lat good parenting should always come before style.'

"He's a rescue."