Life-saving T-Shirts

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

Lifesaver!

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

S.O.S. vaccine

"This is a teaching hospital."

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

A paramedic-in-training's nightmares.

"Well done Carson! This could be the answer to our bed shortage problems!"

"I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?"

Panic Button

Vaccine

"Stephen wants to be a fireman, Emily a doctor, and Matthew plans to take a few years off to find himself."

"These NHS types are ALWAYS complaining about SOMETHING!"

"Of course being celibate, all my advice is second-hand via the internet..."

'Correct. And in the case of a cardiac arrest, every second counts. Who can tell me why? Anyone? Clock's ticking.'

A surf lifesavers' joke.

Thank You...For Everything You Do.

'Good news and bad...good, we can use you as spare parts for other people...'

Double life.

A doctor in her kitchen agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug on her ailing toaster.

'There's a cake in the Drs. lounge. Happy 5,000th surgery!'

Paramedic

Prof. H. Heimlich - 'Sorry, the professor is out doing Heimlich maneuvers.'

'Doctor on beck and call'

"I can't decide if I want to grow up to be a pediatric heart surgeon or a celebrity chef."

Target

Very Busy Practice.

"What we need is an anti-stupidity vaccine"

'Stre-e-e-e-tch-her?'

"I don't want to alarm anyone, but is there a librarian on board?"

'Hang in there, buddy! I know CPR!'