Life Saver Laughs Gifts

"The doctors never gave up."

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

Lifesaver!

"I give up. Where's the patient?'

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

Maintenance & Repairs. No wonder health care is so expensive, they told me to take to tablets every four hours.

"I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?"

"Well done Carson! This could be the answer to our bed shortage problems!"

"Of course being celibate, all my advice is second-hand via the internet..."

"The one time it's good to go with the flow."

Double life.

A doctor in her kitchen agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug on her ailing toaster.

"I'm not sure what an extra strength placebo is!"

Thank You...For Everything You Do.

'Good news and bad...good, we can use you as spare parts for other people...'

"Does anyone know CPR?"

'Oops, sorry about that spontaneous reflex action, doctor!'

Podiatry. If the frostbite was any worse we'd have to amputate. You just barely stayed out of the "toe away" zone!

"He's on life support. Mostly support."

'Sounds like illegal immigrants.'

Light Mayo

I'm worried about Uncle Tony. He's looking a little drawn.

Paramedic

'Frankly, the only way to ease your back-pain would be for your rider to go on a diet...'

"The latest studies show that only 7% of professionals are going to meet their pensions expectations."

"And now ladies and gentlemen, I will reveal the secret of my success."

'The History Channel is having a peanuts' special...the life of Jimmy Carter.'

Businessman in the bin.

"Does milk help with diarrhea?"

'Hang in there, buddy! I know CPR!'

'Your account is sixteen pounds seventy eight pence in credit, do you have any plans for the money?!!'

'Stre-e-e-e-tch-her?'