Life Saver Laughs Prints

"The doctors never gave up."

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

Lifesaver!

"I give up. Where's the patient?'

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

"I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?"

"Well done Carson! This could be the answer to our bed shortage problems!"

"Of course being celibate, all my advice is second-hand via the internet..."

"The one time it's good to go with the flow."

'Good news and bad...good, we can use you as spare parts for other people...'

"I'm not sure what an extra strength placebo is!"

Double life.

Thank You...For Everything You Do.

A doctor in her kitchen agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug on her ailing toaster.

"Does anyone know CPR?"

'Oops, sorry about that spontaneous reflex action, doctor!'

"He's on life support. Mostly support."

I'm worried about Uncle Tony. He's looking a little drawn.

Paramedic

Light Mayo

'Sounds like illegal immigrants.'

'Frankly, the only way to ease your back-pain would be for your rider to go on a diet...'

"And now ladies and gentlemen, I will reveal the secret of my success."

'The History Channel is having a peanuts' special...the life of Jimmy Carter.'

"The latest studies show that only 7% of professionals are going to meet their pensions expectations."

Businessman in the bin.

"Does milk help with diarrhea?"

'Your account is sixteen pounds seventy eight pence in credit, do you have any plans for the money?!!'

'Hang in there, buddy! I know CPR!'

'Stre-e-e-e-tch-her?'

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