"Would someone please send him a text, requesting his attention at our meeting?"
Screen Time Savant Gifts
Looking for a gift for the screen time savant in your life? Our collection features humorous and clever items that celebrate their love for all things digital. Whether they’re glued to their devices or just proud of their tech skills, these products add a fun personal touch to their world. From quirky mugs for their coffee breaks to stylish t-shirts and cozy pillows, surprise them with a gift that resonates with their interests and sense of humor.
The AdRams Family no.12 - Telling son to get fresh air
Addiction to mobile phones
"20 years ago we were disappointed much faster..."
"All this computerization is making me digit-ill.
"Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?"
"That film broke all records for keeping that key 16 to 39 year old demographic distracted from reality."
Time Is Money
"I'm bored."
"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."
TV-Man
Graduates on their phones
I should probably get out more.
"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."
Binge Watch
"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."
"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."
"No. I've never had any problems with my kids not paying attention to me."
The Plasmas.
Modern camping
"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."
"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"
"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."
DVD Video Rental. I rented "Shampoo" and "Private Benjamin". Neat .. A couple of olden Goldies.
"God, I love this show!"
"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"
"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"
"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."
'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'
The Thinker (Millennials Edition)
"I know I shouldn't let them have so much screen time, but how else am I supposed o get anything done?"
"Do you even care about evil anymore?"
Facebook's business model
"Go around the block, my show's not done."
"Cool game!"
Screen Time Savant Gifts Collection
Screen Time Savant Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs filled with humor and personality, perfect for the dedicated screen time aficionado.
Screen Time Savant Pillows
Find cozy pillows with fun and clever designs that celebrate their passion for screens and gadgets.
Screen Time Savant Prints
Decorate their space with eye-catching prints inspired by their love of digital culture and screen time obsession.
Screen Time Savant T-Shirts
Discover our range of witty t-shirts that happily showcase their love for all things digital and tech-related.