Screen Savants Gifts

Video games and conventional games

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

TV-Man

Where was I?

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

All the apps hidden within a phone

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

"Remember, I want to hear fifteen solid minutes of small talk before you ask for the Wi-Fi password."

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"Now all we need is a good script."

The Plasmas.

"Wait...... I'm in the bathroom for one minute and you answer my wife's 'Where are you' text with..... 'I'm in a bar with Pete, checking out chicks, foxes and a cute little beaver'??"

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

"It had an interesting emotional arc and some nice plot twists, but the heroine and subsidiary characters were unconvincing within the historical context."

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

"I recently upgraded my resume-writing software."

"Mom, what's the password to access dad?"

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

Vaccines against Covid

"Aw, Johnny... Why did you have to go and change... You've mutated!"

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'

Keep it simple