Scan Savant Gifts

I think we have a malfunction...

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

TV-Man

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

Binge Watch

The Plasmas.

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'

"Cool game!"

Mind control

Computer grabs man and tells him to stop it.

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

Fleapit rebranded as Cinema Parasito

"Is this the wobbly table? I'll put my screenplay under this leg."

"It's not a first edition, but it's from Moses' workshop."

"She died doing what she loved."

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

'Dad, how old were you when you started noticing HD?'

'Milton, you really did make it to the other side!'

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

'It's a beautiful day. Go out and click.'

New TV Season...Dopey man watching new TV shows

'I have satellite TV, satellite radio, satellite telephone and GPS navigation... how can you expect me to be down-to-earth?'

"Blah blah blah. . ."

"I feel sh***y . . . yeah that didn't help."

Man with TV listings - It's not easy keeping track of my social life."

A car drives down a street of houses all shaped like TV sets