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I think we have a malfunction...

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

TV-Man

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

Binge Watch

Christopher Nolan caricature

The Plasmas.

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

TV Producers Workshop. The first goal of a series to avoid cancellation long enough to issue a DVD set. Get boxed before you get canned!

"God, I love this show!"

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'

'Here, take this pencil. We taped some sudokus to the ceiling in there to help you pass the time.'

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

Mind control

"Cool game!"

Computer grabs man and tells him to stop it.

"It's not a first edition, but it's from Moses' workshop."

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

"She died doing what she loved."

Ernie's Music. Ernie, you're opening a music store? Yep, I'm going to serve a niche market. I won't be selling CD's or any other digital music. I also won't be selling the old cassette or eight-track tapes. I'm only selling records. I'm catering to audiophiles who appreciate the unique sound quality they deliver. That's great! Are you going to adverties? Yeah, my tagline is "All sales vinyl"

Fleapit rebranded as Cinema Parasito

"Is this the wobbly table? I'll put my screenplay under this leg."

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

'Dad, how old were you when you started noticing HD?'

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

'Milton, you really did make it to the other side!'

'It's a beautiful day. Go out and click.'

New TV Season...Dopey man watching new TV shows

Large hi fi.

"Blah blah blah. . ."

Man with TV listings - It's not easy keeping track of my social life."