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'I believe you did opt for our budget, no frills, no luggage booking.'

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

I did it my way.

TV-Man

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

All the apps hidden within a phone

Binge Watch

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

"Wait...... I'm in the bathroom for one minute and you answer my wife's 'Where are you' text with..... 'I'm in a bar with Pete, checking out chicks, foxes and a cute little beaver'??"

Trawling for Fish.

The Plasmas.

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

"God, I love this show!"

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

TV Producers Workshop. The first goal of a series to avoid cancellation long enough to issue a DVD set. Get boxed before you get canned!

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

'Here, take this pencil. We taped some sudokus to the ceiling in there to help you pass the time.'

Computer grabs man and tells him to stop it.

Mind control

"Cool game!"

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

'Ideally, I'd like a job where my multi-application cell phone will do all the work.'

"My new mobile phone makes me feel so space age!"

"We'll have to operate to remove the phone from her hand!"

Consumer care and technologies

Ernie's Music. Ernie, you're opening a music store? Yep, I'm going to serve a niche market. I won't be selling CD's or any other digital music. I also won't be selling the old cassette or eight-track tapes. I'm only selling records. I'm catering to audiophiles who appreciate the unique sound quality they deliver. That's great! Are you going to adverties? Yeah, my tagline is "All sales vinyl"

"You no longer have to worry about me dropping my phone. The new phone comes with an airbag."

"She died doing what she loved."

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

'Dang it! I can't find a voting app.'