Skyscanner Savant Gifts

'I believe you did opt for our budget, no frills, no luggage booking.'

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

I did it my way.

TV-Man

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Binge Watch

All the apps hidden within a phone

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

"Wait...... I'm in the bathroom for one minute and you answer my wife's 'Where are you' text with..... 'I'm in a bar with Pete, checking out chicks, foxes and a cute little beaver'??"

The Plasmas.

Trawling for Fish.

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'

Computer grabs man and tells him to stop it.

"Cool game!"

Mind control

'Ideally, I'd like a job where my multi-application cell phone will do all the work.'

Consumer care and technologies

"You no longer have to worry about me dropping my phone. The new phone comes with an airbag."

"She died doing what she loved."

"My new mobile phone makes me feel so space age!"

"We'll have to operate to remove the phone from her hand!"

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

'Dang it! I can't find a voting app.'

Don Z. And His User-Friendly Apartment