Comic Strip Savant Gifts

A diuretic! Are you sure about this?

They're Not Just That Into It

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"Good evening several times and welcome to QI. As usual I'll be asking a series of quite interesting questions and some comedians will be doing a lot of knob and fart gags. It's a winning formula!" "Don't knock it. No one likes knockers!" "Speak for yourself!" "Was that an entendre? I'll have a double." "Mine's a large one!"

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

Binge Watch

'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....'

Draw!

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

Bingo's Time Out - Part Eight

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

"Your test results are perfect and there is nothing wrong with you. We will operate on you for it tomorrow."

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

"The Treasury is fairly sure that the figures in the budget are correct, they might just not be in the right order!"

"Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse, they replace The Lockhorns with Doonesbury!"

The breakup

Failure is no an option: "I'd now like to speak on the topic of government bailouts!"

'Was that the grunt affirmative, the grunt negative, or the grunt non-commital?'

'Great! Now we're getting pulled over! I TOLD you that was a lint trap back there, but did you listen? Noooo!'

I've been scouting new locations for the strip. Great. We can certainly use some. Have you found anything exciting so far? Yes. A bench on the other side of the park. It has a trash can in the background.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 20

Will hide my face with this sign for food. ?

Arresting Adam and Eve