Satire Savant Gifts

'This drug is in the experimental stage - the pharmaceutical company is testing the top price to charge for it!'

"Oh, good, I can finsih the article I started last year."

"Johnson's phoned in well."

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

"I am the Ghost of Christmas 2020."

The terrorists' whiteboard.

Does your good modd get on everybody's nerves? Get brought down by a grouch pro an be popular again!

Give something back.

''Intelligent design'? -- Why, those patronizing little twerps!'

Paul Beatty

"Five year non-exclusive? We just want to abduct him!"

"I'm infected!"

Self Isolation Kit

Covid in Europe

Covid's Drinking Companions

"Your idea of ankle monitors for the entire kingdom is not polling well, sire!"

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

'Marketing reports they're fooled all of the people all of the time.'

Office of the PR of the United States

BBC radio one... Please Leave Your Brain at the Door

'Finally...a marriage that might last...'

'Personally, I think PC humour's gone too far.'

'Seems to me that all religions are the same - guilt but with different holidays!'

'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....'

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

'Your work-release application has been approved -- you start tomorrow as the Crown Prince's whipping boy.'

'At the end of last week's program I enjoined our viewers to have a good day. Now, on the advice of counsel, I wish to retract that statement.'

'Yeah it looks like we finally caught that peeping tom...'

A Mr. Birdly from the Censor's Office would like to see you.

'Well, you did insist on a terrorist-free site.'

It's a new health and safety directive.

'T.G.I.F!' 'Shut up!'

'Sure I killed Cock Robin - and I did the humpty dumpty job and...' (Headline reads 'Nursery rhymes more violent than TV.)

'We need to change our marketing strategy.'