Satire Savant Prints

'This drug is in the experimental stage - the pharmaceutical company is testing the top price to charge for it!'

"Oh, good, I can finsih the article I started last year."

"Johnson's phoned in well."

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

The terrorists' whiteboard.

"I am the Ghost of Christmas 2020."

''Intelligent design'? -- Why, those patronizing little twerps!'

Give something back.

Does your good modd get on everybody's nerves? Get brought down by a grouch pro an be popular again!

'T.G.I.F!' 'Shut up!'

'Sure I killed Cock Robin - and I did the humpty dumpty job and...' (Headline reads 'Nursery rhymes more violent than TV.)

It's a new health and safety directive.

'At the end of last week's program I enjoined our viewers to have a good day. Now, on the advice of counsel, I wish to retract that statement.'

'Well, you did insist on a terrorist-free site.'

A Mr. Birdly from the Censor's Office would like to see you.

'Yeah it looks like we finally caught that peeping tom...'

'Marketing reports they're fooled all of the people all of the time.'

'Your work-release application has been approved -- you start tomorrow as the Crown Prince's whipping boy.'

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....'

'Seems to me that all religions are the same - guilt but with different holidays!'

'Personally, I think PC humour's gone too far.'

'We need to change our marketing strategy.'

Self Isolation Kit

Covid in Europe

Covid's Drinking Companions

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

Paul Beatty

Office of the PR of the United States

'Are you boys Klan members?'

"That's the last time you make fun of my big T.V."

The Good Breathing Guide

'Mom always told us to eat the greens!'

Euro rabbits.