Satire Savvy Gifts

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

"Very impressive - a graduate of clown college and Trump University."

Even more of what people say (and what they really mean)

'He keeps saying that he is a 'self-made-man' it's good of him to take the blame!'

"Let's contemplate how I'd benefit from repealing last week's Brexit decision the good old refined English art?"

"Read my lips!"

"You're exactly the employee we're looking for."

"People, wait! Mandates will take away your personal freedoms!"

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

Hollywood Sign Developers

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Copycats

Support the Ex-Troops

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

Pretty Flowers

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

Life is for the birds.

Torturing the English Language

'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'

The height of fashion in 1796

"We're looking for that perfect blend of vision, ambition and ethical ambiguity."

reincarnated worm...

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I don't like the looks of that!"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'