Showtime Savant Mugs

Binge Watch

Felix Mendelssohn

TV-Man

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

Sir Edward Elgar

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

'Lost Diary'

"I'd love to sit down and discuss my project with you some time. Let me check my calendar and I'll get back to you."

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

The Plasmas.

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

TV Producers Workshop. The first goal of a series to avoid cancellation long enough to issue a DVD set. Get boxed before you get canned!

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"God, I love this show!"

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'

Anton Bruckner.

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

Mind control

Champagne Tasting.

"Cool game!"

Justice for a heckler.

With uncertainty over what happens after Brexit we can't trust to our traditional forecast models..."

Sergei Prokofiev.

"Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?"

'Nuff said.

"She died doing what she loved."

'I'm fully organized. Now I can freak out in some kind of order!'

Benjamin Britten

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."