Sparkling Savant Gifts

Champagne Tasting.

Felix Mendelssohn

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

Binge Watch

Sir Edward Elgar

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

Trawling for Fish.

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

"Is that neat whisky?"

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"Those are all my passwords."

Anton Bruckner.

"Old Martini Had A Farm"

With uncertainty over what happens after Brexit we can't trust to our traditional forecast models..."

"The lost password department's that way."

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

Sergei Prokofiev.

Benjamin Britten

Ludwig van Beethoven

Objets D'Angst

'Alright! Alright! So I made a mistake!'

Benjamin Britten.

'Where did he learn to carry a tune?'

Man crashes his car before leaving the driveway because he forgot his glasses.

The apes make advances in grooming techniques.

Pub Quiz: 'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

"Why do I think you need glasses, Mr. Jones? For one thing...the chart is over this way!"

Grumpy Moody Boy.

Sail powered automobile immune to high oil prices.

"They still had so much TV ahead of them."

Afro hairdressing.

"Dad, I specifically ordered tap water, not sparkling."

'You're a Librarian, I'm a Virgo, we could be good for each other.'