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Grumpy Moody Boy.

Plant Lady

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

"He tried living in the fast lane, but he didn't like it, so now he just sleeps all day."

Edith does ceramics strictly for her own amusement.

'Isn't nature wonderful? All those sycamore seeds fluttering over our garden - and every last one of them fertile.'

Champagne Tasting.

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

Baroque

"I hope you don't mind, I've just scribbled a few different ideas!"

'Alright! Alright! So I made a mistake!'

'You're going Cross-country skiing? DO you know just how big a country this is to cross?'

"And as the oceans rise, so too will our power!"

"Some cactuses get all the arms."

The apes make advances in grooming techniques.

Sail powered automobile immune to high oil prices.

"I don't want them to sniff out our hostile takeover plans. Maybe we should stop wearing our power ties on Casual Friday."

"They still had so much TV ahead of them."

Afro hairdressing.

'Honestly, Harold, no one else but you would put up a poster about a lost sock!'

A man walks towards "Enlightenment" while his feet walk towards "Sandals".

'We're cutting staff - I'll keep your details on our file.'

Welcome to Silicon Valley

Up periscope.

Foxtail. A client is pleased with her new hairstyle. It's complete genius. The hairdresser hopes she doesn't notice the truth.

"I'm a societal mutation."

'You'll love these, sir - you'll think you're walking on water!'

'Two socks in, two socks out. Let the good times roll.'

"I've decided to work from the office today. Screwing off at home isn't as satisfying."

"Can you make her look less like her passport photo?"

"We've streamed everything except this documentary on documentaries."